Do you offer gift wrapping?

We do not currently offer gift wrapping for orders, so please plan accordingly!

That said, who says you have to use traditional gift wrap?  What is wrong with newspaper, or toilet paper?  How about a clean towel that has been taped closed.  That is better for the environment anyways, isn’t it?

You could also go the lazy gift wrapping way, and drop it into a gift bag, (we also do not offer that).  This has to be the lamest way to gift wrap a present…..just saying.